Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual

My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual

by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025

Post up

The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.

Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.

by Tonio row July 26, 2021

《¤》Post 《¤》post《¤》Post《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Post 《¤》post《¤》Post《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is

"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you

“Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”

by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021

Swing post

When someone makes a comment or post on social media to gain a bunch of attention, then edits the comment or post later to spread their intended message with popularity. Watch what you comment or like, you might be supporting something you don’t!

I made a swing post on Facebook to raise awareness of social influence.

by TheRealMrNobody January 2, 2021