Master Pipelayer

When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.

See @the.texan_ on TikTok

He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023

pieeyed piper

Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.

Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

Partial pipeline

When you get disrupted mid process of laying a pipeline and have to cut it off before it is all out.

I had to lay a partial pipeline because the fire alarm went off.

by Tjedor January 30, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Phoebe Piper

A Zesty Person Who Loves People With The Last Name Stacy

“Bro that’s so Zesty”
“I know right their such a Phoebe Piper”

by BigTrev March 11, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023