david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022

David

Gigantic cock, knows how to use it, always knows how to pleasure the gal dem xx

David was so good last night

by Clak June 15, 2022

David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit

David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David

by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020