butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife

natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent

by Natatouille February 26, 2019

Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019

Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.

Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.

by Wokey March 11, 2019

Butt mknugget

What a sista calls an ass hole.

Omfg,you butt mknugget! You punched him in the face?!

by Offs my dudes March 16, 2019

Shatty butt

Having muddy or wet butt hole. The feeling of having a grimy stink star.

I ate some delectable hibachi at the Grove and had to poop something serious. After several wipes I failed to clean my shatty butt.

by Daveandmichellemattoosee June 20, 2019

Mud Butt

As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.

I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.

by Mister Mud Butt September 9, 2019

Butt shard

The act of shoving a meth shard into ones asshole.

The butt shard made my asshole feel so good my pussy blew a kiss.

by SD CRAWDAD September 18, 2019