stroke my loin

basically tell someone to give you a handjob

hey mary come over here and stroke my loin

by 1965zosoo April 9, 2009

Snazzed in my wazz

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants

"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"

by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009

shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

fluff my mink

Fuck my pussy; insert penis into vagina; bone my clam.

Stop right there, Billy, make sure you wrap your dink before you fluff my mink!

by smokinred January 10, 2014

But that's none of my buisness

Sarcastic phrase featuring Kermit the frog from the muppets and is seen all over instagram

Bitches wanna drop money on that hot felon Jeremy Meeks but won't drop a dollar on the offering plate at church.

But that's none of my buisness

by pbandjay June 27, 2014

Shake my Steak

A command used to tell someone to give you a handjob.

"Welcome to Steak n' Shake. How can I help you?"
"Well for starters I'd like for you to shake my steak."
"Security."

by MerriamWWWebster August 15, 2014

bricked my box

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.

The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.

by KUJ December 23, 2014