simp

A beta male in which acts subdominant to the opposite sex in order to secure the poon in attempt to become alpha.

Examples of “simp”

Harley man
Joe newsh
M Smith

J Hilt

D Nor

K rich
J critch
Sarge Murph

by thatright_ May 17, 2020

Simp

A guy that prays on women with fire ppo polices in hopes that when she gets her white chip she will want to be with him.

Georgie: bro why are you trying to market her?

Austin: because bro I want her to like me

Georgie: bro, you’re a a simp

by TheRealGeorgie May 17, 2020

Simp

A word that 9 year olds overuse and don't know what it means. Def: Trying way to hard to get a girl to like you. "Thank you bro"

"Turner bought Ashley clothes and she said thanks bro!" "Haha Turner's simping!"

by Taki_Crumb May 17, 2020

simp

My biological bro

My bro a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

simp

My bro who is a simp

My brother a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020