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Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.
Wow, that ninja knows all!
by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010
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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
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Ninja Feed

Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja
Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.
by fork masta October 24, 2004
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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Street Ninja

Used to refer to hood/gang-affiliated black men that typically perform criminal acts & wander out in public in Pooh Shiesty/Ski-Masks (hence the term Ninja).
“I think we should be out. Three street ninjas just pulled up inna black Hellcat blasting Young Nudy.”

Lets be out my nigga.”
by HighNigga1337 June 15, 2024
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Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs
Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.
by lordknn November 26, 2010
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fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017
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