Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Sunday night fever

The feeling of dread and depression one feels for Monday on Sunday night

Knowing that I’m working tomorrow, I’m starting to feel the inclinations of Sunday night fever.

by OhMyLord911 July 31, 2023

Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game

It's just never coming. The base game? It's good for a free rhythm game. The mods? They're alright, those are what have been keeping FNF alive this whole darn time! The community? The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Jimmy: Yo, have you heard of Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game?
Jerry: Yep, it ain't coming out.

by Mr. Dingleberry IV November 14, 2023

end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff

Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?

by JPhillips March 7, 2008

ladies night

The night I lay deez nuts on your face.

Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.

by you're all wrong February 2, 2022

The Late night Tweak

The Late Night Tweak means to be on Other shit at the night time or to be on that Timing fr (Demon Time)

I be on horny shit sometimes at night. I be having Mood swings at night time. The late night tweak got to me tonight

by Sani Aka Dsmoovie November 7, 2022

Night Doula

Babysitter for rich liberals'

I have to pick up the night doula in my Subaru, she is watching the baby this evening so we can attend seminar on the intersection of transgender youth and systemic racism.

by Tobruk August 3, 2023