Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

The Crazy Monkey

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

by SELLCK January 1, 2008

Monkey Style

When a dude masturbates on his back with his legs spread eagle and quacking. Must yank penis violently every two to three seconds. (Pencil dicks recommended) To finish a monkey style one must rupture dick tissue and cum on one face.

Yo bro last night my girl watched me monkey style. It was gnarly

by The588th12 August 3, 2019

monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

Monkey Brain

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"

*Mans does something stupid*
"You fucking monkey brain"

by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005