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Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 25, 2022
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Mary roach

Mary Roach is the queen of all queens
by Sussyqueennaith September 1, 2022
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Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022
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Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022
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Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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Mari

A person who is not a DICK RIDER can fight in a discord server if there life depends on it is Frozon Egirl
Reck:she dick riding fr
Mari: girl shut up bald head ahh up yo mama father and auntie got stds and parasites talk about dick riding bitch you do it every day that’s why you got 18 parasites and 39 stds
by mari’#9454 April 23, 2022
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emily marie

A sweaty, stinky, fishy piggley fake a** girl 😘
by xxjdjndjd April 24, 2022
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