fluff my mink

Fuck my pussy; insert penis into vagina; bone my clam.

Stop right there, Billy, make sure you wrap your dink before you fluff my mink!

by smokinred January 10, 2014

wet my hair

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004

Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

Snazzed in my wazz

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants

"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"

by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009

Oh my chuck!

Chuck is the vessel that God chooses to look like. The Supernatural version of "ohmygod!" or "holyshit!"

"Destiel is CANON!" -Misha Collins
"Seriously! OH MY CHUCK!" -the entire fandom
"Haha, psych!" -Jensen Ackles

by Misha=Dad February 14, 2019

Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)

While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”

by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020

Oh My Berry

1. The term used when in a state of extreme pain...
2. Can be used instead of terms like OMG,WTF,FML, and holy my mcchicken nuggets.
3. Special interjection used to start at the beginning of a sentence that lead to an epic story.

1. Oh My Berry! I can't feel my legs!
2. Oh My Berry, I so want to define Oh My Berry on urbandictionary.com :)
3. Oh My Berry, Have I told you guys the time when I won here, won there, I'm Bi-Winning!

by JumboJamez May 4, 2011