Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
by Der Boy November 21, 2021
Get the Mariemug. Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
Get the Mary Glennmug. 
We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020
Get the Mary Kate and Ashleysmug. by pseudonymarificationesslesslyf March 20, 2024
Get the Julia Marimug. 1 A bad ass chick with a great loving heart. 2 Her eyes work as well as medusa, only you will fall in love and you cant escape. 3 She has a personality that is one of a kind. 4 Lie to her at all and you loose all trust. 5 Lover of nature. 6 She isn't afraid to get down and dirty with the wolves.
person 1: Who is that?
person 2: That's Shaila Marie.
person 1: Do you think i have a chance with her?
person 2: Hell nah. She for the Gods!
person 2: That's Shaila Marie.
person 1: Do you think i have a chance with her?
person 2: Hell nah. She for the Gods!
by SKGoddess January 18, 2023
Get the Shaila Mariemug. 1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
Get the Mary Toddmug.