Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity

Why is that guy always berry mad

by thank4help March 31, 2015

Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.

You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.

by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017

Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.

Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.

by iseeu112 February 28, 2024

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

mad

in south london mad is an approprite response to almost anything, particularly if it's surprising

'you know jack got exculed for dealing'
'mad'

by swthebest November 6, 2019

mad diskountz

A discount applied for local residents on a certain product.

Andrew: Hey Samuel, do local residents of Kangroo Island get a cheaper fair on the Sea Link Ferry?
Samuel: Yes Andrew. They get mad diskountz.

by croissantpig April 24, 2019