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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Controlfreak's law

When a conversation goes on longe enough, it will inevitably become about Communism or someone being actively racist
The thread went on for 200 comments, and controlfreak's law only kicked in about 50 comments in
by Controlfreak91102 November 29, 2020
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Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.
The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.
by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020
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Law of Virtual Serendipity

When two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
Sarah and John experienced the Law of Virtual Serendipity when they swiped right for each other on bumble and match.
by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020
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The Law of Virtual Serendipity

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.
by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020
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Law's Theory of Chess References

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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