Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;

Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦

by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jacob Schuyler

A sexy young man with a fat cock

I wish I was Jacob Schuyler.

by Daddylowks69 November 22, 2017

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024

Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.

Jacob just can't stop fucking kids

by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023