[Poop] Swiping

Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.

Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"

by desanbenz January 18, 2015

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

poop on a popcile

it means like "oh boo hoo"

go poop on a popcile

by phrases you need to know NOW May 7, 2019