Happy

Means you’re sad :(

“Are you happy”
“Yes:(“

by Sad guy:( September 24, 2018

Happiness

Something that blinds people from the disgusting truth of society and the race known as "Humanity".

"Happiness? What's that? All I can think about is how unfair life is."

by Ring-a-ding March 8, 2018

Happiness

Happiness is a noun, although completely imaginary. There is no such thing as"happiness", only "lonely", "angry" and "sad". The so called "happy" people will try to convince you otherwise, but DO NOT LISTEN because they don't know shit. Happy people are idiots.

The happy person was filled with happiness

by Yoshi_idontunderstand February 13, 2021

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016