Hair trigger

Basically a fucking nigger. It’s the word you use to call a nigger a nigger when in polite company.

Farther: Look at that fucking fat slag over there with that dirty hair trigger, he must fucking stink.

Six year old daughter: She’s obviously got no respect for herself, has she papa?

Father: No sweetheart she hasn’t, no respect for herself at all.

by Dannytheboydog February 20, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

the name of those green things on a pineapple used in Anix's video about bikini bottom

1) woah those pineapple hairs are big!
2) linen is more important than pineapple hairs.

by Sawmqn June 16, 2020

hair anniversary

Celebrating a hairstyle that you have been getting a year or more

My hair anniversary with twist is a year

by Braidsfordays July 31, 2018

pineapple hairs

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.

Anix: What do you call the leaves on the top of a pineapple?

Also Anix: pineapple hairs

by seiciro June 17, 2020

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023