Money

The paper you pay for

Mr krabs and Lisa likes money and they use it to pay the rent

by pro1902 March 29, 2020

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.

As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!

by QuacksO January 20, 2021

money

A piece of paper used as currency.

Mr. Beast has a lot of money.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

make money may

It's may soon, you n your bredrins need to pattern up and chase the bag.
Throughout this month if you're not making money, it's peak.
Support all your bredrins hustles and small businesses!

Tyrone: "Yo Ishmael, its make money may, stop being a bum"

Ishmael: "Okay daddy chill"

by two2lavish April 28, 2021

Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.

No job, no money.

by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023