Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”

Yesterday was some dad times

by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Deadbeat Dad

A deadbeat dad pop out for milk and never come back , probably has been involved in dodgy dealings and been to prison

Woman : my kids dad is such a “deadbeat dad”

by Su yin November 1, 2019

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Dad

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")

"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"

by SPVCEMVN May 26, 2024

Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020