Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 22, 2021

Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 05, 2019

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 05, 2019

Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 08, 2021

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 04, 2022