Dad

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

by Hithere65 September 25, 2019

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 25, 2019

Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

by the_coolest_bean February 5, 2020

Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 9, 2022

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 12, 2023

Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 9, 2022