Mandela Cat

A Mandela cat is a cat that can't see, but has incredible sense. It's kinda like the superhero Daredevil, except it's literally just a cat.

Holy shit you've got a Mandela Cat? No fucking way! Those species are so rare!

by zaperzy December 21, 2022

Street Cat

(Adjective) Cat found on the street, may be friendly or agressive

Friend: I saw a Street Cat today.
Me: So what happened?
Friend: It scratched my hand.

by G4045 December 23, 2022

The cat’s vajanas

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

Molly the cat

Molly is a fat cat who cannot stand on her own feet because how fat she is every time she jump's from a ledge she land on her belly instead of her feet or else she snap's her little fat stubby leg's she is also a fat ass neek she's so fat fat every time she need to get up she needs help from her former owners there is also rumors that every time she's walks she shake's the whole world because of how fat she is. ,This is outta respect,

Nixon - Hey Audrey why is Molly the cat so fat
Audrey - Hey Molly the cat is not fat

by B Dal January 13, 2023

Weenie Cat

Degragatory name used for a man dressing up as a woman

Yo have you seen Mac, he is being a weenie cat tonight.

by H. Kong August 8, 2023

Doja Cat

In bed with Satan?

Hym "I mean... Not yet but ideally... I should probably clean my house first, yeah? A buddy of my loves Doja Cat though so that would be SUUUUPER cathartic for me."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

ware cats

Hyper sexual women that have odd movements out of normal sitting. Unable to have proper etiquette conversations without being pervy

Tisha: (let me give a call to Linda) Linda, I asked Brittany if she wanted to go to the mall.
Linda: cool, did she go out with you and hang? What mall did you go to?
Tisha: she wouldnt say and just kept saying she wanted lingerie from victoria secrets mmmm (phne shuffle).
Linda:see there goes her acting like a stank ware cats again hot in de azz having no etiquette.

by Angry mom45 August 26, 2023