An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

I and I forget
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song
by njppp November 30, 2023

Americans are people who have the most miss behaved children. Their kid is an iPad kid that watches cocomelon everyday. They are known for having hotdog stands, fast foods and drive-thru's.
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Person n.1 : Hey are you American?
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
by georgeetnottfoundd November 25, 2021

Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.
by lilauss November 6, 2021

american venom is a mission where u shouldn't use dead eye because the sound track is just too perfect
friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"
friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"
friend "exactly"
friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"
friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"
friend "exactly"
by frey is not my legal name January 10, 2024

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.
Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ
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Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.
by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023
