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Simp

Going out of your way to impress a girl/make her fall for you. Too simp youd have to buy her flowers or something to impress her.
Guy 1-"Dude I just brought Rachel some flowers and she loved them"
Guy 2-"Bro stop being a simp"
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Denzel is the biggest simp to ever exist in all the history of simpness
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a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respect woman ≠ simpery.
"Lily keeps rejecting me, she's all like "Nate stop asking me out its creepy" and I was all like no, I love you and I just bought you car even tho we are not dating."

Nate is a simp
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A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
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guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.
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"Wow, simp is such a dumbass look at her"
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