sky can

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.

by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

Can Ada

It’s my birthday

It’s Can Adas Birthday

by C@nada2008 April 9, 2021

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

can i robux

when u want robux say this

me: can i robux
mom / mum: OK STUPID B----

by miranda.panda April 19, 2021

holy shit i can make words

you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here

HOLY SHIT I CAN MAKE WORDS

by _draky_ April 26, 2021

Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021

can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021