Hyper Cunt

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.

God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.

by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Carry on cunt

Not a saucy 1970s comedy starring Barbara Windsor and Sid James, but a person who either a) packs 300lbs of clothes in an "air-travel approved" roller-case that then won't fit in the overhead compartment or b) someone who manages to get on board with a roller-case, brief-case, laptop bag, hand-bag, duty-free bag and coat despite the 1 piece of hand-luggage rule.

The net effect is there's not enough space for your rucksack within 5 rows of where you are sitting.

"Sorry, do you mind if I wedge my bag under your seat as some selfish carry on cunt filled the overhead"

by growler666 April 26, 2011

cunt pudge

The fatty area surrounding the lips of a fat womans vagina

Ahh that fatass had cunt pudge

by Rob Taylor February 1, 2004

Cunt Gaggle

Any large group of demanding, obnoxious women. Usually of the middle aged powerbitch variety.

Could you believe that cunt gaggle we had in the restaurant tonight? They were so fucking needy and they only left ten percent.

by Ranwed July 9, 2009

French cunt

A person whos french.......and is a CUNT!!!... which is most of them ha

I went ta france and saw a load of french cunts....for real...yezzir!!

by Megaman09 January 6, 2009

Ginger Cunt

This is what you call an orange cat that is an annoyance.

Also used for annoying red haired women.

This cat shit on the floor it is being a total ginger cunt today!

or

This chick at work has a stick up her ass, she is such a ginger cunt.

by Tiger blooded winner March 17, 2011