Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Monster

Monster is the word used in the Warrior Cat franchise for anything with a motor. The cats believe they are living creatures and that most are aggressive towards animals.

A lawnmower is a small monster, while a truck is a big one.

by Citris October 19, 2021

monster

a type of demon that takes away all your guilt and humanity and leaves you with an empty shell.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.

she had a monster in her mind but nobody noticed.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.

by Nightshade1066 August 5, 2019

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021