shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Shitting On Niggas

An expression used to brandish one's superiority. Most commonly used by young black men.

Rayquan: Nigga you whack!
Jamaal: Nigga you just jealous because I be shitting on niggas!

by Middlebury1 November 30, 2010

Piece of shit

Partner that promises never to cheat, cheat after a week with a drowned rat. Lies about it even tho u got the receipts. Is a damn shady bitch you should stay the fuck away from

That Riley bourassa kid really is a piece of shit

by Ihatevalentinesday February 14, 2018

shit air

Air that was lingering in the hole, around shit, which smells horrible

Jacob farts

Yianni says, "ugh that's disgusting, that is some shit air right there."

by Yianni June 25, 2007

shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

by malinguist March 3, 2010

Piece of shit

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Lays in bed all day and does nothing. Treats there significant other like trash. Cares about no one but there self.

My friend Cody is a piece of shit he does nothing with his life.

by Lallamo September 7, 2019

Nic shits

When you always fiend in the bathroom so when you want a hit you have the sudden urge to take a dump

“I gotta hit the bathroom”
“again?”
“yeah i’ve got the nic shits.”

by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020