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Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.
1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout
by zerogroup November 28, 2018
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Cake that Walks

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake
by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022
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Walking with Monsters

Anybody wanna watch walking with monsters?
by The Stink Bucket September 26, 2021
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woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs
man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home
by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024
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Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.
My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.
by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018
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Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021
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Hot Girl Walk

Coined by Mia Lind @exactlyliketheothergirls on TikTok. A 4 mile outdoor walk where you’re only allowed to think about three things: things you’re grateful for, your goals, and how HOT you are.
“Why are you always outside walking?”
“I’m not just ‘walking’ I’m on my Hot Girl Walk”
by crystal7pjuk1 January 11, 2024
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