Poop on an Escalator

When feces lands on an escalator for some reason and gets on every step.

"That poop on an escalator is nasty!"

by iAmCKC December 28, 2011

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Poop Sanctum

A new name for the bathroom!

I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

poop nasty

when someone or something is nasty looking or dirty.

person 1: you want put on?
person 2 : eww no dat bitch poop nasty

by urmomlovesithere October 11, 2023

volcano poop

When you do the downward dog yoga position with your butt in the air and erupt explosive diarrhea like a volcano

“Dude this girl totally let me volcano poop on her last night!”

by catdog0410 December 26, 2022

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!

Had to scoopity poop at your mom's house

by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023