by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 3, 2022

by i do not consent November 21, 2022

by toughschist March 18, 2024

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
by anonymous June 8, 2022

by anonymous December 4, 2021

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
