Golden person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Golden person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.

"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"

by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023

Personal

You have to keep it yourself, like your info;
It belongs to you

My bed is personal.

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Female Lady Person

A female that is a lady but is also a person

Dude look at that hot female lady person over there

by LilOne36 October 5, 2019

Person Name

The most amazing awesome person ever who is superior to everyone else and super cute and hot and awesome and definitely didn’t write this definition by themselves.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Person Name made 700 billion dollars just today?

John: Yeah, all while saving puppies from burning buildings and stopping meteors from hitting the Earth and definitely not writing extremely specific UrbanDictionary entries about how awesome they are!

by eden_essence February 22, 2025