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Straight Donk

That is ass
by SuedeFungus May 1, 2025
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Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.
"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."
by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017
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straight freaked

incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'

eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
by eli jackson September 3, 2007
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Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.
Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"
by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024
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Straight thro

Cool, awesome, rad, neat, stupendous, insanely amazing, undeniably pimp, off the hook (chain, hizzle, etc.) tight, krunk, kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass, the greatest thing EVER.
"Dude, that band Broadmoore is straight thro!"
by Geoffrey Blair January 15, 2004
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alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.
Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
by Miggles February 7, 2015
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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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