Skip to main content

The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
mugGet the The Rusty Puerto Rican mug.

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off
Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
mugGet the Big rusty nuts mug.

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
mugGet the Scrub rusty clamps mug.

Stuffed Rusty

1) Plush little knitted fellow modeled after the heroic underdog Battlebot simply known as Rusty. Debuted in Season 6, Episode 10 starting at 1:03:35.

2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.
1) Oh that Stuffed Rusty is just adorable! His pneumatic drill arms even move! And he has the salad bowl head!

2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.
by monthy March 14, 2022
mugGet the Stuffed Rusty mug.

Reverse Rusty

When someone doesn’t realize they’re not on mute while attending an online video call and talks to someone else or says something they weren’t intending the guests to head. Derived from pulling a “Rusty” where you talk on a video call but are on mute.
I pulled a Reverse Rusty on a call today and my coworkers heard me yelling at my dog.
by Bwellz May 31, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Rusty mug.

Reverse Rusty Buggy

When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.
Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.
by Purple Leg of passion June 9, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Rusty Buggy mug.

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
mugGet the The rusty spoon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email