Retard

An acronym standing for:
Responsible
Excellent
Terrific
Awesome
Respectful
Delightful
Call someone a retard when you want them to know how great of a person they are whenever something bad happens!

John: I failed my test

Anna: John you are such a RETARD.

by Power_ranger44 August 27, 2023

Retard

You.

You fucking retard

by UrbanScribe7 June 23, 2021

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

retarded

Jared, jared is retarded

jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded

by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019

Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".

That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022

Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.

Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.

by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013