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San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
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Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.
I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
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swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight
“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”
by Themonarchy April 14, 2021
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Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011
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Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again
by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018
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Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
by Awedray October 6, 2017
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