gingle berri pig

a shnuggle buns

a gingle berri pig is a nookie not a snookie.

by pablo picasso123 December 24, 2010

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Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

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pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

by Analytico April 6, 2023

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Pretty Pig

A phrase used to describe an average to terribly looking person being used for personal amusement.

Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."

by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021

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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

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