Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
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toe fungus feb

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb
by 1083’n73!; April 07, 2021
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Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
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toe biter

A toe biter is someone who enjoys the act of sucking on big toes in a sexual fashion. (Even if the toe bitee isn't enjoying it) It is typically done by tall goons with a jazzy groove.
Wow! That Goon boy sure knows how to suck toes! He's quite the toe biter!
by memeblaster February 12, 2018
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toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end
I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
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breezy toe

Girl: “I got sand in my vagina.”
Boy: “HA you got breezy toe.”
by Breezy toe July 09, 2018
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batman toe

An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes
Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe
by Mr. Wine Bag April 06, 2017
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