soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005

Mom-Bot

A mother who is also moonlights as a robot.

Mom-bot, Where are my shoes?!

by Sanakatana April 2, 2010

your mom

Someone i fuck every day...

Guy 1: Where's your mom
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!

by jkman2012 January 8, 2012

ur mom

a cuss which u say 2 da ppl pissin u off

he u lil pussy , ur mom

by bredda ov da chinks March 26, 2004

cheap mom

arrogant ugly bitch who spreads her legs for anybody

Cheap mom loudly screams "make love not war" while saying she is a military veteran.

by barbee September 13, 2003

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005

your mom

your mom

The insult to end all insults

Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story

by DizzyLizzy June 27, 2006