Maris

The prettiest, most intelligent girl out there. If you ever meet a Maris, keep her! She changes your life forever. She is the most charismatic and has strong emotions. She often lets her emotions control her situations, however, she is the most empathetic person and will drop everything for you.

"Maris is coming, act cool"

by workitqueeen May 14, 2024

Bloody Mary

When you have passionate period sex and you collect the mixture of blood, sweat, and semen. Creating a novelty cocktail.

Is it that time of month? I've been waiting for my Bloody Mary.

by AlpacaDynasty November 16, 2019

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Mari

The biggest dumb bitch you'll ever meet.

Have you met Mari?
No... Why?
She's Mari. That's all I gotta say.

by mwsn October 12, 2020

An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

by Watson4real February 11, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022