John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

by Scooby P Dee December 14, 2018

John Martin

A cockbag

John Martin.....

by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

john crane

Someone who opens a beer, drinks half of it and leaves it to open another one

Hey Frank, don’t be a John crane. Finish your damn beer

by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018

JOHN STAMOS

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

bronze for johns

Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.

"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"

by Statue Guy January 28, 2020

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011