Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

jacob

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

by 0xjan June 22, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.

Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.

by Mr.baller June 22, 2022

Abel Jacob

A 13 year old content creator on social medias like TikTok and YouTube, he has gained a following of over 210k+ on tiktok and has recently started posting on YouTube.

Mike: hey Joseph, have you seen the new Abel Jacob video?

Joseph: No

by 5star Leo June 24, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.

omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob

by dummychily June 26, 2022

Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 2, 2022

Jacob Cass real

KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people

Uhhhhhhhh
WWE 12 RTWM Guy

Jacob cass real sucks.

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022