NO NUT NOVEMBER

im still surviving the no nut november... i lost all my family... i only have my cat left, omg i just say something.. . *HIT OR MISS I BET HE DOWSNT MISS HAHAHAU* AHHHHHHHHHHH *DAY 6* . I HAVENT NUTTED IN 6 DAYS... I THINK I HAVE POWERS.

*12 year old* IMA NUT
*ME* BOI ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER ARE YOU LIKE RETARDED??
*12 year old* yes

by SlavicAutism November 6, 2018

soft nutted

soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.

lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?

enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself

lost1- dang..

by enzotwocov September 28, 2009

Nut-waxer

A Nut-waxer is most commonly known as someone who jumps in on other peoples jokes and ruins them by adding something stupid to the joke. It can also be used to describe that kid who hangs out with your group of friends, but who no one really likes, but that person is still nice to have around just to mess with and make fun of, and of course to wax your nuts.

Matt: Bro, making fun of aaron is just as fun as going to Six flags, but it doesn't cost you thirty dollars.

Ian: Yeah dude, he's such a nut-waxer. hahahaha.

by mattinthehat93 December 6, 2009

Nut Rattle

The Buzzing Feeling you get in your nuts after riding a motorcycle for an extended period of time

Man that was an awesome drive on the Harley, but my nut rattle is killing me

by Deltagam23 December 15, 2009

Nut Sludge

That cheesy, sweaty buildup between the scrotum and high inner thigh. Used as a derogatory term.

Shut your stupid face, Nut Sludge!

by BRAVOMAXXX June 7, 2011

nut grappler

a really cool girl. who enjoys nuts. (testicles)

dude i was with that girl last night, she's a total nut grappler.(:

by jwbislame May 18, 2010

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010