Free will

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Free will

by DICKWARIO July 14, 2021

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Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

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Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.

The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.

by Dubs Check October 17, 2025

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Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009

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free dane

after two idiots got into a fight one was suspended for longer than the other and lots of people thought it was unfair, hence starting the 'free dane' movement at win high school 2021

"did you see the snack line sign?"

"no why?"

"someone put 'free dane' on it"

by yeahlol57678 January 23, 2022

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