I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Fly Cloud

A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating

"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"

by anonymous June 21, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

Fly Tie

When you zip your shirt tail into your pants zipper you create a fly tie.

That dude just came out of the bathroom with a total fly tie.

by ronster April 13, 2014

FLying georgald

A creature with scorpion legs and some dummy thing wings

Yo look at that flying georgald

by Owochonk baguette June 14, 2019

Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.

"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."

by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011

flying man

When a girl has big boobs/cleavage that, you instantly take notice. Taken from Hiro Nakamura from HEROES, when he found out about the "flying man" and outstreched his arms forward as if flying.

Me ruben and joe are in the mall and joe says "james flying man", and points to a large chested woman.

by Blue James October 1, 2007