Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 7, 2022

Dad Anxiety

When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.

*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"

by Athuguy January 30, 2023

Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation

The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.

by Blam7713 May 17, 2022

Ur dad

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022