wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

Timeout call

When a ho does a date but dips out during oral

Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth

by Big nut bust February 24, 2021

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Call to adventure

Nah.

Hym "Nope. You go right ahead and go fuck yourself. No call to adventure. No growth. No heroes journey. You give me the credit or I kill a kid and myself. You self-help bullshit needs to be culled from the face of the earth. We need to hang each and every one of you cocksuckers."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025