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monkey bird 

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.
monkey bird by Flintown April 22, 2014
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dirty bird 

the art of flailing your arms as if you had bird wings and screaming a loud "caakkaaaaawwwww" in conjunction with putting on your best stank face.

Also see Stank face
Chris: did you go to the Veterans of Foreign Waves show last night?

Alex: yeah dude! they dropped one track and everyone was doing the dirty bird
Ben: Are you guys talking about the 8,000 person dirty bird at the VFW show?

flappy bird 

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....
man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

Homogooly bird 

A species of bird the flys backwards sooo fast.. It disappears up it's own arse.
Homogooly bird.....

Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")
Homogooly bird by Msr8888 May 23, 2014

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.
Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.
early bird hustle by DBoy June 27, 2014

Flappy Bird 

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'
Flappy Bird by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014