Apple

The best way to lose a tooth

BRO THE FUCKING APPLE JUST TOOK MY TOOTH FUCKING FUUUUUCK

by The Gay Bringer January 24, 2023

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018

apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 15, 2018

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 11, 2016

Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.

by itslilred September 6, 2021

Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.

Enjoy these Apple Critters

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023