Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.

"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."

by Biskithedd January 13, 2009

dryer monster

call ur gf this when she dry

hey girl dryer monster :)

by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025