wet fart

A fart which on it's passage out of the anus carries along anal juices and/ or sweat, leaving a small stain in the persons undergarments. For some it ticcles there cheeks.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.

'Whenever Jenifer Lopez farts, she exclaims, 'Ooh that was a wet fart!'.

by AlffredoisfatA November 8, 2008

fart funnel

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.

"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"

by Joey313 June 15, 2006

fart marble

a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having passed a marble.

I was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those 'slimming' pantyhose when I popped a fart marble.

by Gobi December 1, 2005

Transformer Fart

When you think you have to fart only to realize that there is more than meets the eye; consequently you end up shitting yourself.

Guy A: "Steve had to go home because he shit his pants"
Guy B: "Dude that sucks...is he sick?"
Guy A: "No man....transformer fart"

by axialresponse October 9, 2010

Dick Fart

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

pussy fart

a gust of wind blown from the inner loins of the female, given to you only when suffient length has been inserted into your lower lips

when i was in 6th grade, i inserted a candle into my verticle.. smile out of curiousity of course and a pussy fart was soon released :-)

by HO April 17, 2004

Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.

by Friedlad August 21, 2013